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Ratchet: Deadlocked quotes

Team Darkstar is making their mark in DreadZone!
―Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Team Markstar is making their dark in DreadZone! Oh dear, I got word-crossed.
―Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Here's a chilling thought: Team Darkstar is walking over a robot burial dome!
Dallas during "On The Prowl"  [Deadlocked]
Wow! This announcer is impressed!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
If Ratchet were a tough cookie, what kind of cookie he would be? I'm gonna go with snickerdoodle.
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
I think explosions are pretty!
Dallas Wanamaker  [Deadlocked]
Oh man, that last hit was like a spanking from my mommy!
Dallas Wanamaker  [Deadlocked]
I am breathless with anticipation!
Juanita Alvaro  [Deadlocked]
Sure your not breathless because you get to sit next to me?
―Dallas Wanamaker  [Deadlocked]
No but that does explain why I'm feeling nauseous.
Juanita Alvaro  [Deadlocked]
Don't forget to order the DreadZone Home Game!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Ladies and Gentleman, Ratchet is an ANIMAL! Whats that? He is an animal? I knew that.
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one, thee only, SSHHEELLSSHHOOCCKK!!!!!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Team Darkstar has made it in the Dark Cathedral of Kronos. Its cold, its dank, its scary, its just like my ex-wife. Take a good long last look at Team Darkstar folks, because ShellShock is about to plaster them all on the Cathedral walls!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
It's almost over, folks!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Ladies and Gentlemen, heres RREEAACCTTOORR!!!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Have you ever wondered what's in the special sauce?
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Team Darkstar simply won't give up!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Oooh! I could feel that one from within here!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
And there are certainly no 'highly explosive plutonium neck collars tied to a red button under my desk'.
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
This time Ratchet is utterly doomed! We've wired his DreadZone Collar to four control nodes placed throughout the arena. If he can't stop the countdown in time, the whole audience gets a fresh serving of Lombax pata!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Team Darkstar is in rare form tonight!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Don't you scratch the the paint on that Puma! We're giving it away at the bingo night!
―Dallas during the Puma Challenge  [Deadlocked]
They say war is hell, Juanita Alvaro, but where's that leave Dreadzone, huh?
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
There's one thing about Ratchet: You give him any lip and he'll beat you into a lead sandwich! You'd better believe that one, Juanita!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Ratchet's got this match on ice ladies & gentlemen, the juice is cold and the generic brand ex-Gelatin is definitely jigglin'!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Folks, just a reminder tomorrow it's Kick Your Best Friend in the Pants Day! Free popcorn to everyone who participates!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Ratchet's exterminating with extreme prejudice! It's a good thing we're out range, Juanita… We are out range, aren't we?
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Have you ever seen the Diablo in the pale moonlight? I have, and it's fantastic!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Run, Ratchet, run!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Remember, don't try any of this at home, go to a friends house!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Would the person driving a mint-green Manray 5 please report to security, you're parked in my space!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
You know sometimes I think I should've have taken that job on Annihilation Nation, they have a great dental plan!
Dallas.  [Deadlocked]
Wow! That was a close one! One false move and those alien suckers will be eating your head for lunch!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
Mmmm… My mother used to serve Lombax brains for breakfest with eggs and salsa. Moi meuro!
Juanita  [Deadlocked]
Yikes! Remind me to never eat at your house!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
It's just like Aqua World, you're bound to get wet!
Dallas  [Deadlocked]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Juanita  [Deadlocked]
Juanita, if Ratchet pulls this off, I will shave this gorgeous set of hair!
―Dallas Wanamaker  [Deadlocked]
Right, like that rug is really attached to your head.
Juanita Alvaro  [Deadlocked]
Excuse me miss smartypants, this is not a wig! Come on feel it, come on, tell me that isn't natural‽
―Dallas Wanamaker  [Deadlocked]
Nice…it's amazing what they can with hair plugs these days.
Juanita Alvaro  [Deadlocked]
Why, Why, I'm too pretty to die!
―Dallas Wanamaker in fear for his life.  [Deadlocked]
Ratchet is driving that vehicle like a Tempest Blitz Beast with a death wish!
Dallas Wanamaker on Ratchet's driving.  [Deadlocked]

Cut Quotes

I had ShellShock working the door at my Dallas Loves Everything charity event. Yeah, the more you donated, the less he beat you on the way out.
Dallas Wanamaker  [Deadlocked]

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