"Mad for mayhem? Crave carnage? Adore destruction? Well today is your lucky day! You have been invited to participate-...oops. I mean witness- the greatest, bloodiest, goriest battle in the universe! The Imperial Fight Festival!(rated "M" for mature) Come on down to planetMukow and enjoy a night of entertainment without any ulterior motives or deception. (Offer only valid for fuzzy, long-eared orphans and their tiny robotic companions.)"