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Mr. Zurkon

This is the page for notable Mr. Zurkon quotes.


  • (after spawning Mr. Zurkon) "Do you remember Mr. Zurkon?"
  • (after spawning Mr. Zurkon) "Mr. Zurkon is back with a vengeance!"
  • (after spawning Mr. Zurkon) "Mr. Zurkon is back!"
  • (after spawning Mr. Zurkon) "You thought you'd seen the last of Mr. Zurkon?"
  • (after spawning Mr. Zurkon) "Mr. Zurkon cannot be destroyed."
  • (after spawning Mr. Zurkon) "Death is too stupid for Mr. Zurkon."
  • (after spawning Mr. Zurkon) "Hello, stupid alien!"
  • (After falling to your death) "Mr. Zurkon is ashamed."
  • (After falling to your death) "Measley furball, get up and fight!"
  • (while falling to his watery death) "Mr. Zurkon does not know how to swim."
  • (whenNanotech box is broken) "Stupid furball, Mr. Zurkon does not need Nanotech; Mr. Zurkon lives on fear."
  • (when bolt box is broken) "Mr. Zurkon doesn't need bolts; his currency is pain."
  • (after not killing anything for a few minutes) "Mr. Zurkon is bored."
  • (after not killing anything for a few minutes) "Why are we not killing stuff?"

Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction

  • (when the Groovitron is deployed) "Mr. Zurkon enjoys a good boogie."
  • "Mr. Zurkon destroy little fishy man!"
  • "Slimey Cragpole, say hello to Mr. Zurkon's little friend."
  • "Crazy old Warbots, out of Mr. Zurkon's way!"

Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time

  • "Why cannot Mr. Zurkon not shoot little Fongoids?"
  • "Yoo-hoo, Fongoid! Your horns are stupid."
  • "Killing stuff is so much fun do da do da. Zurkon kills them all day long all the do da day."
  • "Stupid Fongoids. Why cannot Mr. Zurkon not kill you?"
  • "Are you ready to die? Good, because Mr. Zurkon is ready to kill!"
  • "Why do you hide, stupid aliens? Mr. Zurkon only wishes for to kill you."

Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One

  • "Mr. Zurkon hates the Spirit of Toranux.
  • "Stupid Grivelnox, go back to Toranux!"
  • (Deployed by Nefarious) "Mr. Zurkon will enjoy protecting evil robot!"
  • (Deployed by Qwark) "Mr. Zurkon did not vote for you."
  • (Deployed by Clank) "Do not fear, measly robot, Mr. Zurkon will keep you safe."
  • (Deployed by Ratchet) "Do not worry furball, Mr. Zurkon will protect you."
  • (If more than one Mr. Zurkon is out) "Mr. Zurkon doesn't like other Mr. Zurkon stealing his kill."
  • "Stupid squishy!"
  • "One little, two little DEAD little toasters, four little, five little DEAD little toasters! (In Full Frontal Assault, "toasters" is replaced with "aliens")

Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault

  • "Mr. Zurkon hates Stuart Zurgo!"
  • (Multiplayer) "Mr. Zurkon hates Lombaxes!"
  • "Mr. Zurkon fights for Q-Force!"

Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus

  • "Crates‽ You dare waste Mr. Zurkon's time with crates?"
  • "You are the disease and Mr. Zurkon is the cure!"
  • "Merry Christmas from Mr. Zurkon. Ho-ho-ho."


  • "Flee before Mr. Zurkon!"
  • "You are not fit to fight Mr. Zurkon."
  • "I shall let you live little alien…psych! Mr. Zurkon lives only to kill."
  • "Yoo-hoo, Mr. Zurkon is looking to kill you."
  • "Mr. Zurkon conducts a symphony of pain."
  • "Mr. Zurkon still detects heartbeat. This is a problem for Mr. Zurkon."
  • "Mr. Zurkon is here to kill you."
  • "Say hello to Mr. Zurkon's little friend!"
  • "You are no match for the almighty Mr. Zurkon!"
  • "You dare to hurt measly furball?"
  • "Why do you taunt Mr. Zurkon?"
  • "Taste the fury of Mr. Zurkon!"
  • "You used to be alive, then you met Mr. Zurkon."
  • "Mr. Zurkon is inadequate for this mission……just kidding."
  • "Ha ha! Mr. Zurkon requires no Nanotech to survive. Mr. Zurkon lives on fear!"
  • "Okay! Mr. Zurkon reloaded now."
  • "Mr Zurkon does not believe in shoot first, ask questions later. Asking questions is stupid."
  • "Mr. Zurkon does NOT come in peace!"

  • "Puny creature, you fight like an infant bird flying."
  • "Mr. Zurkon has killed before, and he will kill again."
  • (after all enemies are dead) "Why does Mr. Zurkon lack enemies to kill?"
  • (Fighting small slug monsters) "Mr. Zurkon exterminate creepy crawly thing."

  • "Do you have the time? Just kidding. It is time to die o' clock."
  • "Kill, kill, kill, die, die, die."
  • "Mr. Zurkon will read your fortune. Your fortune reads "death by Mr. Zurkon.""
  • "Why are you not running? Didn't you get the memo that Mr. Zurkon would be here?"
  • "Mr. Zurkon's New Year's resolution? Kill more stinky aliens."
  • "Mr. Zurkon does not discriminate. Mr. Zurkon hates all life forms equally."

  • "You used to be alive, then you met Mr. Zurkon!"
  • "Time to kill, time to die, time to shoot you in the eye. It's Zurkon."
  • "You are dead. And you are dead. And YOU are dead."
  • "Mr. Zurkon gives you… a concerto of suffering."

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