Mr. Zurkon, voiced by Marc Graue, was a synthenoid. It was originally released by the Polaris-based weapons company, Grummelnet, into their combat device line and later re-released in their basic weapon line. It released a small, hovering synthenoid named Mr. Zurkon. He aided his user in battle by shooting at enemies with a mounted laser blaster. Mr. Zurkon also threw some nasty insults at nearby enemies.

• (after spawning Mr. Zurkon) "Do you remember Mr. Zurkon?"
• "Killing stuff is so much fun, do-da do-da! Zurkon kills stuff all day long, all the do-da-day!"
• "One little, two little, three little Cragmites, Four little, five little, DEAD little Cragmites." (to the tune of Ten little Indians)
• "Are you ready to die? Because Mr. Zurkon is ready to kill."
• "Why do you hide, stupid aliens? Mr. Zurkon only wishes to kill you."
• "I shall let you live little alien...psych! Mr. Zurkon lives only to kill."
• "Ha! Mr. Zurkon requires no nanotech to survive, Mr. Zurkon lives on fear!"
• "You dare to hurt measly furball?"