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Qwark with gun

Notable quotes of Copernicus Leslie Qwark.

Ratchet & Clank

  • “I love it when a plan comes together.” — Loudspeaker Listen (file info)
  • “Welcome to my challenge course! Now is your chance to prove yourself strong and brave, like me!”
  • “Meet me at… err… Meet me at my headquarters.”
  • “Ah, a photo-op in your shiny new shuttle! Terrific idea!”
  • “Hi! I'm Steve… Mc… Qwark.”

Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

  • “Hey, this dressing room isn't fit for a pig. What kind of shoddy production are you people running?”
  • “I used to beat up geeks like you when I was in high school! I'll bet your prom date came in a box that said 'Batteries Not Included'!”
  • “Call my mother, and tell her that I finally got a real job!”
  • “Hey, how about a wedgie for old times' sake?”
  • “Courage, compassion, dashing good looks, iron hard abs!”
  • “Mister President? Yes, I got the fruit basket, thanks. Turns out I'm allergic to prunes. Hehe, yeah, who knew?”

Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time

Qwark: Space: It's huge; so huge, in fact, that if you lost your car keys in it, they would be almost impossible to find. Luckily for Ratchet, Captain Copernicus L. Qwark was on the case. His mission: Rescue the Lombax's one and only friend. Yep, without Clank, Ratchet was alone in the universe. Alone, alone, alone!
Ratchet: You realise this ship has an ejector seat, right?
―Opening cinematic [ACiT]
  • (surprised) “You made it‽” (joyful) “I mean… you made it!”

Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault

  • “And the galaxy, well, the galaxy has never been so… boring!” — Loudspeaker Listen (file info)
  • “Ammo, the stuff of heroes!”

Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One

  • “Ammo: Stuff to kill stuff with!”
  • “That's it! You saw it here first, folks. *pant* President Qwark *pant* felled the mighty *pent* beast!”

Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus

  • “Yes, let's spend more time in this haunted sector, filled with… insidious space demons.”

Ratchet & Clank (movie) announcement teaser

  • “Space, a wondrous realm where heroes are forged, a place of peril and adventure, and… and ARGH! I can't do this!” — Loudspeaker Listen (file info)

Ratchet & Clank (PS4)

  • “The Solana Galaxy is a perilous place, as evidenced by the large amounts of ammunition left sitting around in crates."”

Unsorted quotes

These quotes need to be moved to a proper section!
  • “Get me a crayon; it's time to play connect the dots.”
  • “I'm not so good at… swimming.”
  • “Thank you, and have a Qwarktastic day!”

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