- “ Pathetic Lombax, you cannot defeat me! I've survived three galactic wars, withstood hours of Jargonian Needle Torture and enduring an entire season of Two and a Half Blargs! ”
- ―Commander Argos [ACiT]
Two and a Half Blargs was a show mentioned by Commander Argos that revolved around the several Blargs. According to Argos, watching an entire season of the show was comparable to surviving three galactic wars and Jargonian Needle Torture.
- It was a parody of Two and a Half Men.
- Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time (mentioned only)